{"product_id":"funny-skeleton-dead-inside-but-its-freedom-throw-blanket-patriotic-gift","title":"Funny Skeleton Dead Inside But Its Freedom Throw Blanket - Patriotic Gift TS12","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Skeleton Dead Inside But Its Freedom Throw Blanket - Patriotic Gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDead inside. But it's freedom. The Funny Skeleton Dead Inside But Its Freedom Throw Blanket is a bold, darkly patriotic declaration for the American who carries their love of country with the specific humor of someone who is exhausted, depleted, and running entirely on freedom fumes. Whether you are a patriot who appreciates the dark humor of being dead inside but still showing up for liberty, someone who finds the skeleton and freedom combination deeply, personally relatable, or simply someone who believes that dead inside but it's freedom is one of the most perfectly American statements ever put on a throw blanket, this patriotic humor blanket is made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Soft fleece - warm, cozy, and built for wrapping yourself in patriotic dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: Standard throw blanket size - generous coverage for the couch, bed, or freedom-watching post\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Bold funny skeleton dead inside but it's freedom patriotic digital graphic - vibrant and wash-safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstruction: Clean finished edges for a polished look and long-lasting durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduction: Made to order and handcrafted in 4 to 7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipping: Ships within 3 to 5 business days after production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You Will Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis blanket carries the dead inside but it's freedom energy and the skeleton patriotic humor in a design that makes every dark humor American smile and every non-exhausted patriot do a double take. The bold graphic stays sharp and vibrant through every wash cycle. The soft fleece keeps you warm through every patriotic occasion, dark humor binge, and occasion where the freedom skeleton deserves to be celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatriots who carry their love of country with the dark humor of someone running on freedom fumes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4th of July celebrations, patriotic occasions, and dark humor gatherings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny and perfectly targeted gifts for the darkly patriotic American in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCouch snuggling and freedom-watching occasions for those who carry the dead inside energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who believes dead inside but it's freedom is one of the most perfectly American statements ever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach or iron directly over the printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eReturns and Refund Guarantee\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day return policy for damaged or defective items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRefund or exchange available - your choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to return in select cases - just send us a photo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur support team is ready to help you every step of the way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead more on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.printyourwear.com\/pages\/return-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Return Policy\"\u003eReturn and Refund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat We Stand For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt Print Your Wear, every product is made to order - no excess inventory, no waste. We believe in sustainable, on-demand production that celebrates the patriotic community, the dark humor faithful, and the Americans who are dead inside but still showing up for freedom. From the couch to everyday cozy, we print what you love.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Print Your Wear","offers":[{"title":"Small: 30\"x40\" \/ White","offer_id":53205227503934,"sku":"TS12-04032615-0","price":35.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium: 50\"x60\" \/ White","offer_id":53205227536702,"sku":"TS12-04032615-1","price":71.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large: 60\"x80\" \/ White","offer_id":53205227569470,"sku":"TS12-04032615-2","price":95.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/2993\/7726\/files\/ts12-04032615_2d-blanket-1.jpg?v=1774002448","url":"https:\/\/www.printyourwear.com\/en-ca\/products\/funny-skeleton-dead-inside-but-its-freedom-throw-blanket-patriotic-gift","provider":"Print Your Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}