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Whether you are a grumpy old man who carries the jerk sarcastic comedy energy as a personal identity and wants a shirt that announces it clearly, shopping for the sarcastic humor fan in your life who would appreciate this greeting more than any polite alternative, or simply someone who believes that hey dckhead grumpy old man humor belongs on a shirt, this sarcastic comedy tee is made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton - ultra-soft, breathable, and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Classic unisex silhouette - relaxed and true to size for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructure: Taped shoulder-to-shoulder seam and seamless rib neckline for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Coverstitched collar and sleeves for a clean, polished look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Bold hey dckhead grumpy old man humor jerk sarcastic comedy front digital graphic - vibrant and fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduction: Made to order and handcrafted in 4 to 7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipping: Ships within 3 to 5 business days after production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize and Fit Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart before ordering and allow up to 1 inch variance due to the handmade production process. For a looser, more oversized look, consider sizing up one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You Will Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee carries the grumpy old man humor and the jerk sarcastic comedy energy in a design that makes the direct greeting impossible to miss. The bold graphic is printed with high-resolution digital ink that stays sharp and vibrant wash after wash. 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