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Whether you are the grumpy old man in question who has earned the right to this hoodie through decades of dealing with people, shopping for the sarcastic adult in your life who will immediately claim it, or simply someone who appreciates a hoodie that delivers the greeting with maximum commitment and zero apology, this comedy pullover is made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: Soft cotton-polyester blend - warm, comfortable, and built for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Classic unisex pullover silhouette - relaxed and true to size for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstruction: Double-lined hood, kangaroo pocket, and ribbed cuffs and waistband for durability and comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Bold hey dckhead grumpy old man humor jerk sarcastic comedy front digital graphic - vibrant and fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduction: Made to order and handcrafted in 4 to 7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipping: Ships within 3 to 5 business days after production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize and Fit Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart before ordering and allow up to 1 inch variance due to the handmade production process. For a looser, more oversized look, consider sizing up one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You Will Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie is the grumpy old man gift that makes every sarcastic adult immediately claim it and every person who receives the greeting immediately understand exactly where they stand. The hey dckhead humor graphic is printed with bold, high-resolution digital ink that stays sharp and vibrant wash after wash. The soft cotton-polyester blend keeps you warm through every occasion where the direct approach is the only approach worth taking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrumpy old men who have retired the social niceties and adopted the direct approach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSarcastic adults who appreciate a hoodie that delivers the greeting with maximum commitment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny and perfectly targeted gifts for the jerk with a great sense of humor in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual hangouts and any occasion where the grumpy old man energy needs to be on your chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has decided that life is too short for pleasantries and too long for people who deserve a more direct form of address\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach or iron directly over the printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eReturns and Refund Guarantee\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day return policy for damaged or defective items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRefund or exchange available - your choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to return in select cases - just send us a photo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur support team is ready to help you every step of the way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead more on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.printyourwear.com\/pages\/return-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Return Policy\"\u003eReturn and Refund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat We Stand For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt PrintYourWear, every product is made to order - no excess inventory, no waste. We believe in sustainable, on-demand production that celebrates the grumpy old men, the sarcastic adults, and the people who have decided that the direct approach is the only approach worth taking. From the front porch to everyday wear, we print what makes you laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Print Your Wear","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52903717273918,"sku":"TS02-17012504-0","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52903717306686,"sku":"TS02-17012504-1","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52903717339454,"sku":"TS02-17012504-2","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52903717372222,"sku":"TS02-17012504-3","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52903717404990,"sku":"TS02-17012504-4","price":51.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":52903717437758,"sku":"TS02-17012504-5","price":53.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ 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