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Whether you are a committed nihilist, a casual existentialist, a moody introvert who thinks too much, or simply someone who deeply relates to a penguin questioning the fundamental nature of existence, this shirt was made for you and your very specific energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton - ultra-soft, breathable, and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Classic unisex silhouette - relaxed and true to size for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructure: Taped shoulder-to-shoulder seam and seamless rib neckline for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Coverstitched collar and sleeves for a clean, polished look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Bold nihilist penguin existential meme front digital graphic - vibrant and fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduction: Made to order and handcrafted in 4 to 7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipping: Ships within 3 to 5 business days after production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize and Fit Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart before ordering and allow up to 1 inch variance due to the handmade production process. For a looser, more oversized look, consider sizing up one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You Will Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is the shirt that makes quiet thinkers feel deeply seen and everyone else slightly concerned - which is exactly the right reaction. The nihilist penguin graphic is printed with bold, high-resolution digital ink that stays sharp and vibrant wash after wash. 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