







I eat microplastics. The Funny Cat Meme Baby Onesie is the perfect baby shower gift for the environmentally aware family whose newest member has arrived into a world that has already made certain dietary decisions on their behalf - and who has decided to acknowledge that reality with the specific and resigned energy of a cat who has processed the situation and arrived at acceptance. Whether you are a family that has been following the microplastics research and has feelings about it, a cat meme enthusiast who wants their baby's first wardrobe to reflect the current environmental moment, or simply someone who believes that the funniest baby gifts are the ones that make the whole room laugh and then immediately feel slightly guilty, this humor onesie is made for the most environmentally aware baby in your life.
Available in multiple baby sizes. Please refer to the size chart before ordering and allow up to 1 inch variance due to the handmade production process. For a relaxed fit with room to grow, consider sizing up one size.
This baby onesie is the environmental humor gift that makes every aware parent immediately claim it and every person at the baby shower immediately laugh and then immediately think about the microplastics research they have been avoiding. The I eat microplastics cat meme graphic is printed with bold, high-resolution digital ink that stays sharp and vibrant wash after wash. The airlume combed ringspun cotton is softer and stronger than standard cotton, making it ideal for the baby who has arrived into the microplastics era with complete acceptance.
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At PrintYourWear, every product is made to order - no excess inventory, no waste. We believe in sustainable, on-demand production that celebrates the environmentally aware families, the cat meme enthusiasts, and the babies who have arrived into the microplastics era with the resigned acceptance of a cat who has processed the situation. From the research paper to everyday wear, we print what makes you laugh.
We’re committed to your satisfaction! If your item arrives damaged, faulty, or incorrect, simply contact us at support@printyourwear.com within 30 days of delivery for a full refund or replacement.
Shipping & Delivery: All products are custom-made and shipped from our international production hub. Please note that total delivery time includes both production and shipping time.
Shipping Rates: Standard Shipping starts at $6.50 USD for the first item, while Premium Shipping with Insurance starts at $9.99 USD. Additional-item and oversized-product fees may apply.
Tracking information will be emailed after your order is dispatched and may take 48–72 hours to update. Deliveries to remote areas, Alaska, Hawaii, island territories, and APO/FPO addresses may require an additional 5–10 business days. International customers may also be responsible for applicable customs duties and taxes.
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