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All I Want for Christmas Is Biscuits and Whores – Sweatshirt – Funny Western Cowboy Humor TS02

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All I Want for Christmas Is Biscuits and Whores – Sweatshirt – Funny Western Cowboy Humor

Overview

Some folks want snow and sleigh bells. Others want biscuits and a good time. This Funny Western Cowboy Christmas Sweatshirt is for the latter — a cozy, bold holiday pullover that brings rugged humor and festive spirit together in one unforgettable piece. Whether you’re riding into a holiday party or keeping it real around the fire, this sweatshirt says exactly what needs to be said.

Design Details

Features a bold front print with a Western cowboy holiday humor theme — rustic, funny, and unmistakably bold. Available in 8 colors: Black, Navy, Royal Blue, Maroon, Dark Forest Green, Purple, Sport Gray, and Charcoal.

Features

  • Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend — soft and cozy
  • Design: Drop shoulders, ribbed cuffs, bold front print
  • Fit: Unisex classic fit
  • Sizes: S–4XL
  • Colors: 8 options available

Use Cases

  • Holiday parties and ugly sweater gatherings
  • Gifts for Western TV and ranch culture fans
  • Casual festive everyday wear
  • Gag gifts for adults with a rugged sense of humor

About Print Your Wear

At Print Your Wear, we believe every moment in life is a masterpiece waiting to be worn. We help customers transform life’s meaningful moments — memories, passions, humor, and personal milestones — into products that tell their stories. Every design is an opportunity to celebrate what matters most.

Returns & Refunds

  • 30-day return policy for damaged or defective items
  • Refund or exchange available — your choice
  • No need to return in select cases — just send a photo
  • Need help? Our support team is here for you

Read more on our Return & Refund Policy.

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Wear your humor with pride this season. Celebrate your story with Print Your Wear.

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SHIPPING

Production Time: 2–3 days for clothes, 5–7 days for other items.

Processing Time: 1–2 days to prepare your order for shipping.

Shipping Time:

  • USA: 4–7 days
  • International: 10–14 days

For delayed deliveries (over 45 days) or packages returned to sender, we’ll resend them or provide a refund at no extra cost.

QUICK ORDER CHANGES & CANCELLATIONS

You can cancel or update your order within 12 hours of payment. After that, it’s processed for shipping.

Contact us at: Modification and Cancellation.

DEFECTIVE OR WRONG ITEMS

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Contact us at: After-sale Service. 

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What material is this item made of?

For single-print products: 100% preshrunk cotton—an ideal fabric for graphic tees, known for its softness and comfort.
For all-over print products: 100% polyester—the perfect choice for vibrant, long-lasting prints.

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