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All I Want for Christmas Is Biscuits and Whores – Ugly Christmas Sweater – Funny Western Cowboy Humor TS02

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All I Want for Christmas Is Biscuits and Whores – Ugly Christmas Sweater – Funny Western Cowboy Humor

Overview

Some folks want snow and sleigh bells. Others want biscuits and a good time. This Funny Western Cowboy Ugly Christmas Sweater is for the latter — a bold, cozy holiday knit that brings rugged humor and festive spirit together in one unforgettable piece. Whether you're riding into a holiday party or just keeping it real around the fire, this sweater says exactly what needs to be said.

Design Details

Features an eye-catching all-over digital graphic print with a Western cowboy holiday theme — rustic, funny, and unmistakably bold. Available in 5 color combinations: Navy/Red, Red/Beige, Navy/Beige, Red/Green, and Forest Green/Beige.

Features

  • Material: Artificial wool — 90% polyester / 10% spandex
  • Design: Knit, classic fit with ribbed cuff, waistband, and neckband
  • Print: All-over digital graphic printing
  • Fit: Unisex; available in Adult, Kid, and Toddler styles
  • Style: Crewneck pullover with soft hand-feel and stretch
  • Sizes: S–6XL (Adult), Youth XS–XL, Toddler 2T–5
  • Care: Hand wash only under 45°C; lay flat to dry; do not iron directly on print; avoid bleach

Use Cases

Built for Western fans, cowboy humor lovers, and anyone who appreciates a holiday sweater with a little edge:

  • Ugly sweater parties and holiday gatherings
  • Family Christmas photos
  • Gag gifts for Western TV and ranch culture fans
  • Everyday festive wear through the holiday season

Returns & Refunds

  • 30-day return policy for damaged or defective items
  • Refund or exchange available — your choice
  • No need to return in select cases — just send a photo
  • Need help? Our support team is here for you

Read more on our Return & Refund Policy.

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Saddle up for the holidays and wear your humor with pride. Celebrate your story with Print Your Wear.

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Satisfaction Guarantee

We’re committed to your satisfaction! If your item arrives damaged, faulty, or incorrect, simply contact us at support@printyourwear.com within 15 days of delivery for a full refund or replacement.

Shipping & Refund Policies

SHIPPING

Production Time: 2–3 days for clothes, 5–7 days for other items.

Processing Time: 1–2 days to prepare your order for shipping.

Shipping Time:

  • USA: 4–7 days
  • International: 10–14 days

For delayed deliveries (over 45 days) or packages returned to sender, we’ll resend them or provide a refund at no extra cost.

QUICK ORDER CHANGES & CANCELLATIONS

You can cancel or update your order within 12 hours of payment. After that, it’s processed for shipping.

Contact us at: Modification and Cancellation.

DEFECTIVE OR WRONG ITEMS

Received the wrong or damaged item?

Contact us at: After-sale Service. 

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What material is this item made of?

For single-print products: 100% preshrunk cotton—an ideal fabric for graphic tees, known for its softness and comfort.
For all-over print products: 100% polyester—the perfect choice for vibrant, long-lasting prints.

What is the Return/Exchange policy?

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