Moister Than An Oyster T Shirt - Funny Offensive Inappropriate Adult Humor Tee TS02
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Moister Than An Oyster T Shirt - Funny Offensive Inappropriate Adult Humor Tee
Technically accurate. Deeply inappropriate. Absolutely perfect. The Moister Than An Oyster T Shirt is the kind of shirt that makes the right people laugh immediately and the wrong people deeply uncomfortable - and if you are buying this shirt, you already know which category you fall into. Whether you are the person who always takes the joke one step further, the one who finds the most specific possible way to be funny, or simply someone who appreciates a seafood metaphor deployed with maximum commitment, this graphic tee is made for you.
Product Details
- Fabric: 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton - ultra-soft, breathable, and built to last
- Fit: Classic unisex silhouette - relaxed and true to size for all body types
- Structure: Taped shoulder-to-shoulder seam and seamless rib neckline for durability
- Finish: Coverstitched collar and sleeves for a clean, polished look
- Print: Bold moister than an oyster adult humor front digital graphic - vibrant and fade-resistant
- Production: Made to order and handcrafted in 4 to 7 business days
- Shipping: Ships within 3 to 5 business days after production
Size and Fit Information
This shirt runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart before ordering and allow up to 1 inch variance due to the handmade production process. For a looser, more oversized look, consider sizing up one size.
Why You Will Love It
This tee is the adult humor shirt that makes the right people laugh out loud and everyone else slowly back away - which is honestly the ideal outcome. The moister than an oyster graphic is printed with bold, high-resolution digital ink that stays sharp and vibrant wash after wash. The preshrunk cotton means no shrinkage surprises, and the classic unisex cut makes it easy to wear to adult parties, casual hangouts, or any occasion where the dress code is funny and the humor is firmly for adults only.
Perfect For
- Adults with a deeply inappropriate sense of humor who own it completely
- Adult parties, bachelorette events, and gatherings where the humor has no ceiling
- Funny and perfectly targeted gifts for the most inappropriate person in your life
- Everyday casual wear for those who believe life is too short for polite humor
- Anyone who has ever used a seafood metaphor and felt genuinely proud of it
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron directly over the printed design
Returns and Refund Guarantee
- 30-day return policy for damaged or defective items
- Refund or exchange available - your choice
- No need to return in select cases - just send us a photo
- Our support team is ready to help you every step of the way
Read more on our Return and Refund Policy.
What We Stand For
At PrintYourWear, every product is made to order - no excess inventory, no waste. We believe in sustainable, on-demand production that celebrates humor in all its forms - including the deeply inappropriate ones. From oysters to everyday wear, we print what makes you laugh.
Satisfaction Guarantee
We’re committed to your satisfaction! If your item arrives damaged, faulty, or incorrect, simply contact us at support@printyourwear.com within 30 days of delivery for a full refund or replacement.
Shipping Information
Shipping & Delivery: All products are custom-made and shipped from our international production hub. Please note that total delivery time includes both production and shipping time.
- Handling Time: 3–5 business days.
- Standard Transit: 8–15 business days for standard apparel and 15–20 business days for accessories, drinkware, décor, knitwear, and special collections.
- Premium Transit: 7–12 business days for standard apparel and 7–15 business days for other product categories.
Shipping Rates: Standard Shipping starts at $6.50 USD for the first item, while Premium Shipping with Insurance starts at $9.99 USD. Additional-item and oversized-product fees may apply.
Tracking information will be emailed after your order is dispatched and may take 48–72 hours to update. Deliveries to remote areas, Alaska, Hawaii, island territories, and APO/FPO addresses may require an additional 5–10 business days. International customers may also be responsible for applicable customs duties and taxes.
For complete delivery estimates, shipping rates, tracking information, and regional conditions, please review our Shipping & Delivery Policy.
Product Quality
Our Production Team sets the highest quality standards for all third-party printers in our marketplace, ensuring that every product sold meets perfection.
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What material is this item made of?
For single-print products: 100% preshrunk cotton—an ideal fabric for graphic tees, known for its softness and comfort.
For all-over print products: 100% polyester—the perfect choice for vibrant, long-lasting prints.
What is the Return/Exchange policy?
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