Scuba Diving T Shirt The Closer I Get To The Bottom The Farther I Am From Idiots TS09
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Escape the Surface—Dive Deeper into Peace and Humor
Say what every diver's thinking with the “The Closer I Get to the Bottom, The Farther I Am From Idiots” T-Shirt. This bold, tongue-in-cheek scuba diving tee combines your love for the ocean with a solid dose of real talk. Perfect for dive trips, marine lovers, or anyone who needs a little distance from surface-level nonsense.
Crafted from soft, preshrunk cotton and printed with precision, it’s made for all-day comfort—whether you’re 30 meters deep or just thinking about your next dive.
Product Features:
- Material: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton for breathable, reliable comfort
- Design: Seamless rib neck, taped shoulder-to-shoulder, cover-stitched sleeves and collar
- Graphic: Bold front-side digital print with diver silhouette and hilarious underwater quote
- Use Cases: Ideal for divers, marine biologists, dive boat crews, and lovers of sarcastic humor
Why Choose Print Your Wear?
We print the life you actually live. At Print Your Wear, our made-to-order gear helps you express your passions, punchlines, and perspective—one dive, one laugh, one design at a time.
Tips Before Ordering:
- Refer to the SIZE CHART to choose the best fit. Please allow ±1 inch variance from manual measuring.
- Slight color variations may occur due to lighting conditions.
- Design position may shift slightly from the mockup due to the manual cut-and-sew process.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach or iron directly on the print.
🛡️ Return & Refund Policy:
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Satisfaction Guarantee
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Shipping & Refund Policies
SHIPPING
Production Time: 2–3 days for clothes, 5–7 days for other items.
Processing Time: 1–2 days to prepare your order for shipping.
Shipping Time:
- USA: 4–7 days
- International: 10–14 days
For delayed deliveries (over 45 days) or packages returned to sender, we’ll resend them or provide a refund at no extra cost.
QUICK ORDER CHANGES & CANCELLATIONS
You can cancel or update your order within 12 hours of payment. After that, it’s processed for shipping.
Contact us at: Modification and Cancellation.
DEFECTIVE OR WRONG ITEMS
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Product Quality
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What material is this item made of?
For single-print products: 100% preshrunk cotton—an ideal fabric for graphic tees, known for its softness and comfort.
For all-over print products: 100% polyester—the perfect choice for vibrant, long-lasting prints.
What is the Return/Exchange policy?
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